If you give a girl the flu…
She may become sick. (Or not, if she is freakishly healthful). But probably so.
And if she becomes sick, she will most likely experience new sensations such as her insides requesting a transferral to outer space. Or some other such far away place where insides should never go.
And if her insides request a transferral to outer space, they may just ignore her firm “I think not” and rudely transfer themselves anyway.
And if they rudely transfer themselves anyway, the insides will most likely leave the girl in the lurch and further request that she clean up the mess, as they themselves are feeling a bit under the weather.
And if they leave her in the lurch, requesting that she clean up the mess, the girl might just feel worse than ever. And crawl promptly into bed.
And if she crawls promptly into bed, she might just start feeling better, and between bouts of queasiness, demand a book with which to amuse her tortured brain.
And if she demands a book with which to amuse her tortured brain, she might just read the Hunger Games. And rediscover a formerly squelched urge to kill anyone who might have coughed in her direction, thereby giving her this disease.
And if she rediscovers a formerly squelched urge to kill anyone who might have coughed in her direction, she will most likely demand sustenance first.
And if she demands sustenance first, she will most likely ask you for a cracker.
And if she asks you for a cracker, she will want Powerade to wash it down with.
And if you give her Powerade to wash it down with…
She will remember that she has been given the flu.
And if she remembers that she has been given the flu…
She may become sick.