I nearly forgot my password.
It has been that long.
How are you guys? Maybe you haven’t noticed, but I been relatively quiet lately. (If we want to be precise, I have been silent since 6/02/2013.)
However, since technicality is not my thing, I shall say it has been forever and leave it at that. Much has happened during this hiatus…
You know that world peace issue – like, how we don’t have any? Solved it. Everyone needs to eat more cheesecake. Seriously, after you eat enough of that creamy goodness, you don’t feel like fightin’ nobody.
I won a Nobel prize.
I climbed Mt. Everest
I wrote seven papers in one week.
I’ll let you guess what I actually did. Hint – it was harder than climbing Mt. Everest, and more work than a Nobel Peace Prize (sidenote…does one really have to do anything worthwhile to earn that prize? Sheesh.)
In actuality, during this hiatus I have done three things:
That’s really it. Work, homework, and interrupted sleep. Gripping.
But I truly am trying to enjoy this period of my life – it’s crazy, hectic, and if I never write a paper again, I will be just fine. However, one of these fine days…
I will be done with college. And on that day, white though I may be, and Baptist though I am, I will shake a tail feather. (I tried to find a google pic for this – just no. Your mental picture will have to suffice).
Seriously, I have missed blogging. And bloggers. And reading blogs of brilliance, glimmering with shimmery, written gems…
Forgive me. College papers do not indulge purple prose. It has been far too long.